Make Your Love LOL With These 75+ Funny Valentine’s Day Messages
Choosing the perfect funny Valentine’s Day message is a great way to add some humor and personality to the holiday. Whether you’re sending Valentine’s Day cards to your partner, parent, friend, or even your kids, a funny message can set the mood for a fun day.
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Ha-Ha-Happy Valentine’s Day!
A funny Valentine’s Day message shows that love doesn’t always have to be serious—it can be playful, quirky, and full of personality. From witty puns to clever jokes, finding the right message means considering the recipient’s sense of humor and your unique relationship.
Whether you’re crafting a message full of sarcasm or sweet, silly jokes, the goal is to make them laugh and feel special on this day of love. So, get creative and spread some joy!
Valentine’s Day Messages for Your Significant Other
If writing heartfelt and romantic Valentine’s Day messages just isn’t your style, consider a funny Valentine’s Day message that balances humor with affection. Consider inside jokes, shared experiences, and what makes them laugh.
A lighthearted message written inside a romantic card can show your playful side, while still expressing love. Make it personal, sweet, and sure to bring a smile!
Witty One-Liners for Your Husband
- Happy Valentine’s Day! I was going to get you something amazing, but then I remembered…. you already have ME!
- Thanks for being my Valentine… even though we both know you got the better deal!
- Happy Valentine’s Day! I was going to write something sweet, but then I remembered how you chew.
- You make my heart race… mostly when you drive and refuse to use turn signals.
- Marriage means never having to say ‘I’m sorry’… because I’m always right! Love you!
- Thanks for being my Valentine… even though we both know you got the better deal!
- You make my heart race… mostly when you drive.
- Love is patient, love is kind… and love is also pretending not to hear your snoring every night!
- Let’s make tonight like a romantic movie… but fast-forward to the best part.
- You’re the only person I’d stay up late for… and by late, I mean past 9 PM.
Sarcastic Love Notes For Your Wife
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I finally took the trash out… what more do you want me to do?
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d be lost without you… because you’re the only one who knows where everything is.
- Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetheart! Thanks for being my wife, my best friend, and my personal reminder that I left a dish in the sink.
- I love you more than football… well, at least in the off-season.
- You’re the love of my life… and also the reason I have to hide snacks in my own house.
- Happy Valentine’s Day! I was going to surprise you, but then I realized you already know everything before I do it.
- Unlike the toilet paper, my love for you will never run out. Happy Valentine’s Day Forever!
- Happy Valentine’s Day to my beautiful wife! Thanks for always having an opinion on literally everything I do.
- You make my heart skip a beat… mostly when I forget to take the chicken out of the freezer like you asked.
- I love you more today than yesterday… which is impressive, because yesterday, you were really annoying.
Gender Neutral Love Notes
- Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than coffee… but please don’t make me prove it.
- You’re my favorite person to annoy for the rest of my life!
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—slightly nutty, but we just work.
- Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate by arguing over what to watch on Netflix.
- You’re my favorite notification—always making me smile when you pop up!
- I love you more than tacos… and that’s saying a lot!
- You’re my favorite human.
- You’re my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with.
- Happy Valentine’s Day! Congrats, you get to keep me for another year!
- You’re my sunshine, my moonlight, and my reminder to charge my phone.
Valentine’s Day Messages for Friends
When choosing a funny message for a Valentine’s Day card or a Galentine’s Day party, think about what makes them laugh—whether it’s silly humor or playful sarcasm.
Show them love on this special day with a touch of humor that fits your unique friendship.
Real-Talk for Your Single Friends
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single AF, and so are you!
- Valentine’s Day is overrated. Let’s skip the love and go straight to the wine and chocolate.
- Who needs a Valentine when you have unlimited snacks and no one judging you for eating them?
- Sending love to my single friends who know the real meaning of Valentine’s Day: discounts on chocolate tomorrow!
- Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s remember that the best relationship we have is with our couch.
- We’re not single, we’re just in a committed relationship with freedom and a lot of snacks.
- Happy Valentine’s Day! Remember, no one loves you like pizza does.
- Who needs a date when you can have a one-on-one with your favorite takeout?
Galentine’s Day Giggles
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the person who understands my Wi-Fi password!
- Thanks for being the person who understands that ‘I’ll be ready in five minutes’ actually means 30.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite partner-in-crime. Let’s make bad decisions and call it ‘spontaneity.’
- Here’s to the person who never judges me for ordering dessert first.
- Happy Galentine’s Day! Here’s to another year of pretending we’re adulting.
- You’re basically my unpaid therapist, happy Valentine’s Day!
- Here’s to making bad decisions, blaming each other for them, and still being friends!
- You’re my favorite reason to skip plans.
- Let’s make this Valentine’s Day one to remember (or forget… depending on how much wine we drink).
Valentine’s Day Messages for Family
Funny Valentine’s Day messages for family members are the perfect way to express love, gratitude, and warmth without being overly sentimental. We love a good dad joke (and so does your dad!).
Dad Jokes for Days
- Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
- I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together this Valentine’s Day.
- Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber!
- Valentine, are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!
Make Mom Laugh
- Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom! You’re my favorite person to borrow money from!
- Happy Valentine’s Day, Mom! Thanks for always knowing where I put my stuff… even when I have no idea!
- Happy Valentine’s Day to the only person who knows how to find my socks.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really sorry for the mess, but I love you!
- I love you more than all my toys, but don’t tell them I said that!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you make the best pancakes, and I love you!
Valentine’s Day Messages for Everyone
To create funny Valentine’s Day messages for anyone, focus on shared experiences or light-hearted observations. Use playful puns, witty humor, or inside jokes that reflect your relationship.
Cheesy Puns
- I’m not lion when I say I love you.
- You’re purr-fect for me!
- You make my heart skip a beet.
- You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
- Let’s taco ‘bout how much I love you.
- You’re the cherry on top of my sundae.
- You’ve got a pizza my heart.
- You’re my ‘perfect match’—the ‘spark’ in my life.
- I’m so grapeful for you.
- You’re the biscuit to my gravy.
Pop Culture Jokes
- You’re the Travis to my Taylor.
- Are you Travis Kelce? Because you’ve definitely caught my heart.
- You’re the Zendaya to my Spider-Man.
- Just like Han and Leia… our love is out of this world.
- You’re the ‘Force’ that keeps me going… may the love be with you this Valentine’s Day.
- Our love is like a great pair of jeans—always in style.
- You’re my lobster, like Ross and Rachel. You’re the one for me!
- Our love is like the latest viral meme—spreading joy and laughter.
- You’re the ‘highlight reel’ of my life.
- Our love is like the new iPhone 16 Pro—innovative and exciting.
20 Funny Valentine Quotes
“Unknown” is famously productive when it comes to quotes, but some pretty famous people have also contributed humorous remarks about true love to the Internet archives. Which ones make you smile?
It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.
Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
A man’s main job is to protect his woman from her desire to ‘get bangs’ every other month.
I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Anonymous Valentine’s Day Quotes
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I’m all alone with you!
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
Valentine’s Day Cards
If you’ve found the perfect funny Valentine’s Day message for a special person in your life, select a card that fits, we’ve got hundreds to choose from. Plus, convenient customization options so you can tailor every card to your recipient’s personality.
Now that you’ve discovered how to craft hilarious Valentine’s Day cards, you can also plan a fun Valentine’s day party or Galentine’s day celebration. Greetings Island is here to help you design gorgeous, personalized invites. Check out our free party invitations for any occasion to get started.
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